Self-made man

At the edge of the Log Kit Forest®

stood a Log Kit Cabin® where a rugged

individual looked through his double-glazed,

gas filled, Thermo-horizon® window,

surveying his labor with a contented sigh.

Tough as it had been to assemble a forest

the way it arrived from the manufacturer –

mislabeled and coded with the wrong colors –

this outdoor survivalist knew how much a

forest was a necessary part of his personal

habitat, so that his children and their

children and their children’s children

would have something of the earth to

pass along. Of course, first he would have

to learn how to assemble the children

but that would come, one piece at a time,

he liked to say, one piece at a time.